Funny and Quote Car Stickers

Choose the joke, then check the wording

Some designs make their point with a short phrase; others combine a character with a longer message. Read the exact lettering in the product image, including its language and punctuation. Choosing another size changes the scale of the complete artwork; it does not rewrite or translate the message.

Short phrases and longer illustrated quotes

The Too Close pointing boar pairs a short phrase with an expressive character. The Duck and Let It Hit Someone Else design contains more wording, so inspect the smaller letters before selecting a compact size. A larger character does not necessarily mean larger text: compare the whole composition.

Prefer a visual joke without a sentence? The two confused geese use expressions and question marks. Compare that simple paired silhouette with the duck's longer quote when choosing a smaller design. These examples are pictured artwork, not photographs of installed stickers.

Make the message readable at your chosen size

Measure a suitable panel, make a paper mockup and step back to your normal viewing distance. A long quote that looks clear on a zoomed screen can be difficult to read on a small sticker. Our car sticker size guide explains the size control and the measurements to confirm.

The pictured designs are printed on flexible PVC, including their lettering. Select material, finish and quantity on the product page, then submit an order request without paying online. Shipping is estimated at checkout. For different wording or your own joke, upload your own artwork.